The Frejya Device Making the World Grow Faster One Plant at a Time ...
I Suppose I Should Pick Up the Pace a Bit
The Frejya Device Making the World Grow Faster One Plant at a Time ...
I Suppose I Should Pick Up the Pace a Bit
I Suppose I Should Pick Up the Pace a Bit
I Suppose I Should Pick Up the Pace a Bit
I created this device two years ago with the expressed purpose of making plants grow faster. They did
This device is Patent Pending. Yes, it is real enough for me to petition the United States Government to judge this device on the very evident merits and benefits it provides and grant me legal protection for the creation of the Frejya Device
If you choose to find your way through my site for a few minutes longer you will see the photographic evidence of the efficacy of this device that I have collected over the previous couple years
What is better, if you make your way a bit deeper into this you can find out how to get seeds from the Frejya Device
I have a tree in my front yard that apparently wants to go Godzilla on all other trees in the neighborhood
I have a bush that found a good pusher and now has clearly entered the using steroids stage of its lifespan
The first round of tests I ran on seeds with any sort of scientific rigor resulted in events that made me question my own sanity
I accidentally created a test with salt that to this day holds spectacular promise and confuses every single plant expert I have shown it to. The best I have gotten as a response so far is ‘Nope, that isn’t right’
And most recently I have learned that if you run my device in the same spot for a couple hours a day all the plants within the field of effect seem to ignore that they shouldn’t be healthy, vibrant, and, well, even alive. What is better, this is through what meteorologists in Iowa considered amongst the worst, if not the worst drought in the 149 year history of meteorological record keeping in the state
All these events are more well explained and shown in my photos which you can find on the other pages of this site. I hope you continue to see and enjoy the evidence of my progress. If not, I wish you have a very good day and thank you for stopping by
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